WINNER: This Girl Just Won ‘Best Bio Of All Time’ And You Need To See It…



I have to admit that I am not the biggest fan of dating apps. Call me old fashioned, but I would prefer society to kick this whole ‘Netflix and chill’ thing to the curb, and resort back to more traditional displays of courtship. Evidently this view is in the minority as the ‘sex satnavs’ have pretty much taken over the single world.

Swiping left and right is now part of many peoples’ daily routines. In terms of statics, Tinder is the stand-out in the heavily saturated market. According to Marie Claire, new research has shown that the app has over 50 million active users, who check their accounts 11 times a day. Yes you read that correctly, ELEVEN! Therefore, due to their ever expanding pool size, some users do pretty outrageous things to catch the eyes of others.

That’s where this girl, Sydney, comes in.

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Sydney has arguably the greatest Tinder bio of all-time. I am a heterosexual woman, however, if she doesn’t bag herself a boyfriend after this display of honesty, I’ll date her. Flick over to the next page to see her raw honesty in all its glory.

Rumour has it, Tinder bios are pretty easy to screw-up. You have to find a balance between not sounding too smug and full of yourself, but at the same time you don’t want to sound like you have zero confidence. If you’re looking for inspiration then look no further, we can file Sydney’s Tinder bio under: ‘nailed it!’

This girl has the BEST Tinder profile EVER Credit: DaftScholar / Imgur

Well played Sydney. Whether you are loved up or you are on your own, at some point we have all been single. This chick perfectly sums up the real problems that come with the latter; when you are alone, who is going to be your back-up singer?


Fingers crossed Sydney bags herself a match for her comic display. In other Tinder related news, flick over to the next page to see a hilarious video of a parody art installation of the app.

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